10 things about my Avengers movie experience that aren't spoilers (so you don't have to kill me)

1. Black Widow is the only Scarlett Johansson character that I don't want to throw things at. In fact, I think she's amazing.
2. I wanted to shout "Scherbatsky!" every time Cobie Smulders was on screen.
3. The Avengers is possibly the only superhero movie I've seen where women are not treated like sex objects or weaklings.
4. Gwyneth Paltrow's legs are just wow.
5. Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans, Robert Downey Jr. - HOW TO CHOOSE?!?!?!
6. I think I have a crush on Agent Coulson. He's just so...n'awwwwww.
7. 142 mins goes so quickly.
8. You would think, after so many superhero movies, that people would know not to leave the cinema as soon as the movie ends. You would be wrong.
9. I haven't seen Thor or Captain America 'cos I was broke when they came out. I need to fix this.
10. I haven't had so much fun at the cinema since I went to see Iron Man.