Saturday, March 12, 2011

How would you feel?

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You're at a club, handing over your coat to the cloakroom, and the guys behind you start hassling you with the usual 'all right darling', 'give us a dance eh' nonsense...and then you hear one saying 'she could do with a boob job'.

How would you feel?

16 comments:

  1. frankly, I wouldn't be bothered at all.
    ..and neither should u!! any guy at a club, half drunk and out of his mind and/or wits/senses does not require intelligent thought. If I were you, I'd have done something similar and said "this guy behind me needs a brain job" :D not to him directly ofcourse, but maybe to my imaginary friend on the phone :D

    hugs

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  2. I guess it depends on how much it affects you. One cant let some random stranger annoy u.. especially a drunk guy in a bar..he'd probably said that to half the girls at the bar. best is to just shrug it off.. and besides, he obviously has childhood issues :P

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  3. i will choose to ignore that, ppl are gonna say whatever they wannna say. *hugs*

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  4. At the risk of much cringe-worthy tweets on twitter, I'm going to go ahead and say I think you're quite fetching.

    Those are "men" at a club, getting drunk and hassling women. It's like a flea going "you could do with some warm blood yo" at a fish. Bizarre. Baffling. Biologically insane even. Like their mom.
    *snigger*

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  5. Haha, can't one up Jerry on this one. :D

    And yeah, drunk men. They win wars and cricket matches, walk funny and say stupid things. It's not like you can stop stepping out the house because of them, right? :)

    Chin up! *hug*

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  6. What an idiot, clearly a dickhead.

    I think Jerry likes you ;)

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  7. eh eh... -_- asses... who cares!!!

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  8. Don't let that ass hat get to you. To reiterate what everyone before me has been saying, its a club. Not the ideal place for sensible, meaningful conversation.

    Since you've asked how *I* would feel. I've been getting (usually unflattering) remarks about my height my entire life. So when people say stuff along these lines, it hurts at first (you're only human after all), but the key is to take no notice. There always *will* be ignorant asses - Don't give them the satisfaction of getting to you :)

    And awww, at what Jerry said!

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  9. Angel, no, NOT again :P

    Gutter, some tall people are quite fetching too, no? :D

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  10. tbh I had this image of Pseudorandom dismissively walking away saying "Hmm.. someones got a small weiner"

    Also, what Jerry said... and Angel :D

    You're a pretty one Pseudo, don't believe otherwise. Who cares about a fake who likes the knockoff knockers anyway.

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  11. *quietly walks back in*

    Umm, I think your pretty too.

    I think I'll go now... *runs*

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  12. "you could do with a breast reduction maybe" - only works with fat guys with 'moobs'.

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  13. I would feel like crap to be honest. We (as individuals) have enough insecurities to deal with without random fuckers (please excuse my language but I have been waiting to comment all weekend!) thinking they have the right to lord their opinion over us.

    However, that said - please try to remember that their opinion doesn't count for anything. They are the ones out at a club looking to "pull". Not you. You're confident enough in yourself to go be able to go out and have fun and not be "begging" for it which is how I see most of the guys that behave like this in clubs are.

    You are beautiful Pseudo - inside and out. And the size of your boobs do not determine that.

    (Show me the bastard and I will shove my boobs in his face and knock him the fuck out!)

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  14. Thanks for all the comments, guys :-) The post following this one has my response.

    Jerry, Dili, Chavie - you're all very sweet, thank you :-)
    Scrumps - hahahahahahahhahaha sorry I just pictured you threatening some chav with your boobs :D

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  15. I would say to hell with what they think !!

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