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Listening to: Radio 1
A conversation that happens all too often -
Yes I know there's lmgtfy, but the type of people who ask me dumb stuff are usually the type of 'sensitive' people who'd get offended if I were to answer with that link, and I can't be bothered dealing with the aftermath.
OK rant over.
A conversation that happens all too often -
Retard: Hey PR, so I have this question that I need answering...can you answer it for me?How I want the conversation to go:
Me: *mutter under breath* Erm...*finds answer on google*...there you go
Retard: Hey PR, so I have this question that I need answering...can you answer it for me?The last time I checked, I wasn't an encyclopaedia. There is no website called www.askpseudorandom.com. So why don't you pull your finger out and do something for yourself for a change? Even my parents knows how to find stuff on the internet without asking me, and they're over 60!
Me: You're connected to the internet, yeah?
Retard: Yeah...
Me: You can type, yeah?
Retard: Yeah...
Me: So WHY DON'T YOU F***ING GOOGLE IT YOURSELF, MORON?!?!?!
Yes I know there's lmgtfy, but the type of people who ask me dumb stuff are usually the type of 'sensitive' people who'd get offended if I were to answer with that link, and I can't be bothered dealing with the aftermath.
OK rant over.
lol. i know. hate it when ppl say 'link?'.
ReplyDeleteIf only there was an autoresponse to being human and answering silly questions :D
ReplyDeleteLol! Oh man. I Google everything! It's the way forward! But yeah, there are some retarded people around!
ReplyDeleteNext time send them this - http://tinyurl.com/2c9np :D
ReplyDelete"If ever in doubt, GOOGLE it out" TM
ReplyDeleteThat's what I always say :D
LOL. I hear ya. And they call me ‘Wijipedia’ :D
ReplyDeleteha ha, askpsuedorandom :P good one.
ReplyDeletereal retards, no? it's like we are destined to answer their questions!
cheers!
Hey we can create that site. You can sit there and answer questions as they come all day long!
ReplyDelete:P
but ur so braiiinyyyy P!!
ReplyDeleteDelilah - Exactly! I'm glad I'm not the only one.
ReplyDeleteSabby - If only!
Scrumps - Yeah...and the worst thing is, they're so self-absorbed, they don't realise how annoying it is!
Darwin - LOL if only I had the guts to send them that :D
Hisham - you don't actually say that, I hope? :D
Serendib_Isle - LOL that actually has a nice ring to it ;-)
Me-shak - I know! It's like being a consultant...minus the nice salary :-|
Sach - LOL thanks but no thanks :P
Dee - Hahaha you don't need brains to use Google :P