Friday, April 16, 2010

Let me not google that for you!

Listening to: Radio 1

A conversation that happens all too often -
Retard: Hey PR, so I have this question that I need answering...can you answer it for me?
Me: *mutter under breath* Erm...*finds answer on google*...there you go
How I want the conversation to go:
Retard: Hey PR, so I have this question that I need answering...can you answer it for me?
Me: You're connected to the internet, yeah?
Retard: Yeah...
Me: You can type, yeah?
Retard: Yeah...
Me: So WHY DON'T YOU F***ING GOOGLE IT YOURSELF, MORON?!?!?!
The last time I checked, I wasn't an encyclopaedia. There is no website called www.askpseudorandom.com. So why don't you pull your finger out and do something for yourself for a change? Even my parents knows how to find stuff on the internet without asking me, and they're over 60!

Yes I know there's lmgtfy, but the type of people who ask me dumb stuff are usually the type of 'sensitive' people who'd get offended if I were to answer with that link, and I can't be bothered dealing with the aftermath.

OK rant over.

10 comments:

  1. lol. i know. hate it when ppl say 'link?'.

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  2. If only there was an autoresponse to being human and answering silly questions :D

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  3. Lol! Oh man. I Google everything! It's the way forward! But yeah, there are some retarded people around!

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  4. Next time send them this - http://tinyurl.com/2c9np :D

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  5. "If ever in doubt, GOOGLE it out" TM

    That's what I always say :D

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  6. LOL. I hear ya. And they call me ‘Wijipedia’ :D

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  7. ha ha, askpsuedorandom :P good one.
    real retards, no? it's like we are destined to answer their questions!
    cheers!

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  8. Hey we can create that site. You can sit there and answer questions as they come all day long!
    :P

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  9. but ur so braiiinyyyy P!!

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  10. Delilah - Exactly! I'm glad I'm not the only one.

    Sabby - If only!

    Scrumps - Yeah...and the worst thing is, they're so self-absorbed, they don't realise how annoying it is!

    Darwin - LOL if only I had the guts to send them that :D

    Hisham - you don't actually say that, I hope? :D

    Serendib_Isle - LOL that actually has a nice ring to it ;-)

    Me-shak - I know! It's like being a consultant...minus the nice salary :-|

    Sach - LOL thanks but no thanks :P

    Dee - Hahaha you don't need brains to use Google :P

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